This is Gold: The Emoji Movie

By - CTL
August 7, 2017

Illustrations by Harry Gold.

Not content with attempting to destroy the English language – in fact, sorry – attempting to destroy any language – the pesky emoji now have an animated Hollywood blockbuster film, featuring….um….emojis.


Tellingly, even the emoji for ‘shit’ is in there.

Perhaps it should have been on the poster. Perhaps it should have been the lead character. Because by all accounts, this is a giant, steaming, hopeless turd of a film. A big fat ZERO percent rating on Rotten Tomatoes tells you all you need to know, really.

Having said that, kids will probably think this is the greatest piece of subversive art comedy the world has ever seen.

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