This is Gold: The latest Bond is announced!

Illustrations by Harry Gold.

Wow…what an unexpected turn of events! After saying that he would rather slit his own wrists than return to the character after production on the last Bond Movie wrapped, gritty bruiser Daniel Craig was last week announced to be playing Bond, James Bond…for the next installment.

Idris Elba/Tom Hardy/and whoever else will have to to leave that Tuxedo at the dry cleaners for a few years yet, because Daniel ain’t giving up that role for now…because money talks, people. Money talks.