This is Gold: Battle of the Stars – Trek Vs Wars

By - CTL
June 30, 2017
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Illustrations by Harry Gold.

Oh, it’s been a big couple of weeks for space geeks. Not only did The LEGO Movie director’s Phil Lord and Chris Miller get sacked from the forthcoming Star Wars Han Solo (solo?) film, but news also reached the stars that Jonathan Frakes will direct an episode of Star Trek: Discovery.

Wait…what?

You can see the limp-dick comparison there, highlighting the fact that even when the Star Trek franchise brings back a legend (Frakes played Commander William Riker, didn’t you know?), the Star Wars franchise only has to squeeze out a wet fart to hog the headlines.

Beam me up, Disney.

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