This is Gold: President Johnson for 2020?

By - CTL
May 12, 2017

Illustrations by Harry Gold.

Please make it happen.

Please make it happen.


If anyone can save the world, it’s Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson, who this week hinted he might one day run for President of the United States. He’s proved himself many times, obviously, in such movies as San Andreas and Hercules. He has even proved he understands the Intelligence community better than the present incumbent, by starring in the movie Central Intelligence. He also has the right credentials, having had his own reality TV show…BECAUSE THAT’S WHAT MATTERS, RIGHT?!

Failing that, we can hopefully rely on Yeezy to save the world.


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