This is Gold: UNITED’s new marketing strategy

Illustrations by Harry Gold.
Woah…what a nightmare for a marketeer. The brand you work for loads up and shoots itself through the skull by virtue of a PR disaster.
A disaster such as dragging a paying passenger, bloodied and screaming, off of a flight so that your own staff can sit their fat asses in the poor bastard’s seat.
Yep. NIGHTMARE.
But maybe the marketing team had better ideas, thinks Harry Gold…